Generous Geranium

When I first learned about Geranium I was ecstatic!  My panacea realized!  Being an avid gardener I’ve always loved the scent of hardy geraniums.  It was a wonderfully familiar smell that brought me back to childhood snail hunts and rich dirt smells.  Always interested in balancing my hormones (geraniums claim to fame) and for beautifying complexions I used it generously.  I bathed in its spicy scents and slathered it on my face in crèmes.  I would still be doing so to this day but for the protests from my men.  These protests took the form of grabbing their throats and exclaiming that they “couldn’t breathe!”  with an “ahhh” stuck in for good measure.   “Gawd!  Is that really necessary?”  I would exclaim.  So, I am forced to leave behind my childhood friend destined to sniff the bottle and go only that far with her.  She is love herself with the ruling planet of Venus.  But her aphrodisiac properties are wasted on my sex life.  Maybe you will have better luck in your adventures.  I will watch (and sniff) from afar.
 
Benefits:
Diarrhea, Gallstones
Kidney stones, Urinary tract infections
Tonsillitis
Respiratory problems (creates them for my boys!)
Sore throats, Balances hormones
Stimulates adrenal cortex
Diabetes
Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
PMS, Menopause
Diuretic, Breast soreness
Breast enlargement (?, so they say)
Stimulates lymphatic system
Stimulates circulatory system
Skin disorders, Herpes, Seborrhea
Bruises, cuts, wounds
Regeneration of cellular tissues
Acne, blemishes
Broken capillaries, varicose veins
Cellulite, balances oils in skin
Releases toxins
Analgesic, antiseptic
Lowers blood sugar levels
Diminishes depression
Calms and Energizes (adaptogenic properties)
Aphrodisiac
 
Magickal:
Happiness
Protection